Monthly Archives: May 2008

How big would a whale be if he was hanging out in the playground?

How big would a blue whale be if it were in the playground?I was helping my 9 year old son with his school report on whales. We were going through all the usual gee whiz facts about how big a blue whale can be — heart the size of a Volkswagen Beetle, 50 people could stand on its tongue.

But he hit on the genius question for getting the concept across to his school friends: “How big would it be if it was in the playground at school?”

Well now, Google Earth to the rescue!!! We took a screenshot of the playground at the school. My plan was to actually take a tape measure and walk out 29 metres at the real playground, note position, and then drop in an image of a whale to scale. But looky up there in the top bar of icons in Google Earth … is that a RULER?
Google Earth Ruler
Why yes it is. And easy as pie, we laid out 29 metres on the playground image and knew exactly how big our whale would be, in a way that all Doon’s school pals would immediately understand.

Between the poster of the result, a recording of whale sounds found on the internet, and a bit of baleen borrowed from Steve and Kelly, he had an excellent set of multimedia additions to his presentation.

He got a near-perfect 9 out of 10, and a big happy hug from his proud parents.

The largest ever recorded blue whale was actually 33 metres long, a fact we discovered after laying this out, so our whale in the playground is more an average sort of awesomely large beasty.

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Wall Street Journal: Parody ad flips Unilever

Catch that subhead? That ain’t Mother Jones there, that’s the Wall Street Journal, saying that the Greenpeace Dove ad parody campaign flipped Unliver into a policy of only buying palm oil from suppliers who can demonstrate they don’t cut down forests — Unilever’s mumbled demurings notwithstanding.

There were other elements of this campaign that don’t get that banner head treatment — months of research our Forest team put into our “Burning up Borneo” report on just how badly the world’s thirst for Palm Oil is wrecking Indonesia’s rainforests and how big a role Unilever products like Dove play in that market, quiet meetings with Unilever to ask them politely to do something about the problem, banners and monkeyshines at Unilever headquarters around the world when they didn’t — all of them essential to Unilever taking action, even if not as sexy as a piece positioning YouTube as an activist tool.

But whoever edited that headline decided that the parody ads were the big guns, and that’s a reflection of the power of brand attacks. I’ve been harping on this for ages, but harps wouldn’t be harps if they didn’t bear repeating: corporate targets are far easier to move than governments. Our first taste of this at Greenpeace was in the early 90s, when we were opposing Shell and the UK government over the dumping of the Brent Spar oil platform in the North Sea. The UK government was ready to fight it out with us. Her Majesty’s government does not bow to public pressure groups and all that. But Shell, having watched its reputation and brand value plummet as Europeans expressed outrage over treating the North Sea as their private garbage bin, did the right thing and backed down — leaving a redfaced UK government sputtering.

When we went after Coca Cola in 2000 over their use of climate-killing chemicals at the Sydney Olympics, we had an entire land-based campaign with all the traditional bells and whistles ready to launch. But we never got to deploy. We had pre-launched a brand-attack website with Adbusters, and were a bit surprised when the CEO of Coke rang us up within two weeks of going live to say they were committing to a phase out — a promise they made good on. Damn. Wasted all that work on those banners.

Our campaign against Electronic waste is moving the entire PC industry toward cleaner production and better recycling methods — not by changing international policies or national regulations — but by creating a race for Green kudos with our Ranking Guide, which pits brand against brand.

The jury is still out on whether Unilever is serious, or just trying to shoo us away with good noise. If they do what McDonalds did when we challenged their Soy purchasing policies — that is, actually engage with the industry to try and solve the problem of soy displacing Amazon rainforest, rather than simply switching to another supplier and ducking criticism — then Unilever probably gets out of the crosshairs. If they just punt out a roar of greenwash, that ain’t good enough.

But on balance, this all adds up to one thing. Governments are becoming obsolete as targets. Multinationals, not governments, determine where the world is heading. They are more flexible, more responsive to public pressure. And for activists, that means if we want to change the world, we need to change our targets. We don’t always have a choice, but when either a government or a high-profile, retail-facing corporation can both move an issue, choosing the corporate target is simply a no-brainer.

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Scotland, nature, break


Highland Stag near Glen Elg

Originally uploaded by Brianfit

Ahhhh. Still rested and refreshed from a week away in the Highlands of Scotland. Nature, wilderness, wildlife — I miss these things here in my urban flatland home.

I’m rather pleased with this photo. It captures a charged moment, one of the indescribable experiences of being eye to eye with wild nature and the cautious slow motion that such encounters demand.

I once looked a humpback calf in the eye on a whale-watching trip back in Cape Cod, from an even closer distance than I saw this stag, and the intelligence and curiosity I sensed was a profound and life-changing experience.

There was a day I spent a lot of time on mountains, in forests, on the water.  If there’s one thing I miss about the States (and this may be the only thing)… it’s that I always lived within easy striking distance of nature.  I used to hitch-hike out of Boston to get into the Vermont or New Hampshire woods, spent a winter living in a cabin in New Hampshire.  Even Washington DC was  close enough to the hills of Virginia to be in a tent by nightfall using metro, bus and your thumb to get out.

But Scoltland reminded me most of the Nevada desert. Not the climate or the fauna, of course –  though if you swapped the yellow gorse of Scotland with the springtime sagebrush of Nevada you’d be close — but the sheer magnificent desolation of some of the highlands.  It was as if we had landed on another planet, with not a human being in conscious range, the wind wild over the deep moss, not a tree or any form of shelter taller than a boulder for as far as the eye could see.

The stag was, therefore, all the more powerful a surprise — to discover  this large, powerful creature that any second was going to bolt away in a splendid bounding disappearing act, and know I had only a moment to appreciate the experience.

Mono no aware” I’m informed this is called in Japanese… the wistful bittersweet appreciation of beauty that is transient and about to vanish from your life.

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